Friday, December 25, 2009

PostSecret Sundays

"When I'm holding the richardson, I'm doing kegal exercises.

PostSecret Sundays

"When I'm holding the richardson, I'm doing kegal exercises.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Post Secret Sundays

" I am ready to accept you for who you are. Not what I want you to be."

Friday, December 04, 2009

cosmopolitan fails

This is an old cover of cosmopolitan magazine. I think its December 2000.

Some of the headlines here are:
A) Total Body Sex
B)Cosmo's Naked Quiz
C) Your orgasm face: What He's thinking when He sees it.
D) How to outsmart a date rapist.

A) just sounds like a lot of clean up.

B)I can only imagine what this was about.

C) He should be thinking " SCORE! I did it!" If he isn't- he's a loser that should be drop kicked.

D) Really? Really? Really?

So I fail.

I'm sorry that I failed at NaBloPoMo. I've gotten super busy with stuff. I have lots of excuses as to why I've been absent though. I shall list my excuses

A) Work
C) The Boy
D) School
E) Higher Bound(see rest of post for explanation)
F) Facebook Games

I've been helping out with Higher Bound for a few weeks now. Higher Bound is Christian ministry for middle school students. I have other pet names for the students, but I'll save those for another post. They're fun, a little insane, a little to much energy, but they're fun little hellions. I spose little is a bad term- most of them are taller than me.

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Post Secret Sundays

"To all the postal workers this:
Be safe in the knowledge that millions of precious words and thoughts are read thanks to you. So smile!