Tuesday, February 26, 2008


In case I ever get the desire to date a boy in an AP class, stop me. I've been learning that like 90% of the AP kids talk about everybody and their brothers dog. In mass media I learned several things. A girl I will call K and a boy I will call A had a nasty break up last semester. A is now dating H. H spent all of mass media talking about two poeple. She talked about K, and how K gave blow jobs to A everything day and other graphic things I don't want to repeat. She also talked about a girl named C. I think that C is a very pretty person and they spent the entire time saying how fat she is or how ugly her new haircut is, but ugh. All this gossip they do makes me wonder what they say about me when I'm not around.

But all this gossip makes me super glad I'm not super tight with any of them. Cause then they'd have more ammo to talk whatever shit they wanted to about me.

So If I ever get the urge to date an AP boy, stop me.

So I'm starting to realize something

I'm starting to realize that I suck at putting up away messages and /or signing off in my messengers. Whenever I hop on the computer I have like 4 messages sent by poeple who thought I was there.

Bye now.

Monday, February 25, 2008

My life plan

So I have a life plan anyone wanna hear it?

-Graduate high school
-Go to college
-Change majors about four times
-Decide on a major
-Get a job in the decided major
-Have a nice cushy six figure income, maybe sleep with the boss a bit.
-Have a few relationships
-Get married
-Whore around
-Have a kid or two

Anywhere that seems appropriate throw in "whoring around."


So right now my body is on crack, and I'm about to go lay down.

I just came across a quote wanted to share with you all.

"It's sad how poeple you know become poeple you once knew. When you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life. How you used to be able to talk to them for hours, and how now you can barely look at them. It's sad how times change. "

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Fuck you.....


Friday, February 22, 2008

YAY Flowers

So these magically appeared in my living room today(click here for another angle). Yep they smell real good. My father sent them, in order to make up for him being a dickweed. His words not mine.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Happy Birthday to me....

Happy Birthday to me. I can officially sign my own permission slips yay me.

Monday, February 18, 2008

So I found this nifty website of t-shirts

As my faithful readers know I really love cool t-shirts. Yeah, pretty much, and my birthday is in two days. And I just feel like sharing the love of the cool websites I find and I have two cool websites.

Click here.

I love this.
That was the only superawesomeamazingnifty thing I found there, but there are other things on there I do like, just don't feel like highlighting here.

Click here

So Cause there are a whole bunch of things I love on this website I'm just going to post links. Cause Willis reads this, and he is on dial-up and his internet might die if I post them all as pictures.

I think this bag kicks ass.

This wallet is pretty sexy as well.

I love this.

I dig this. I like an Extra Large.

I like an extra large.

Cause music is totally life.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Ashmore, This is for you.

I found this today and I thought of you.

Click this link.

Willis, Please direct him to this page.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

New Cell Phone Policy

On weeknights if you call me past 10:30 or 11, and nothing is wrong, then I may hang up on you. If something is wrong and you need to talk or whatever feel free to call me. If I am awake just chilling out( literally) I may talk for a little bit, but if I'm getting ready for bed or in bed, then all bets are off. But if it is about something that can wait till morning call me the next day, or e-mail me about it or something.

Thank you,

Funny Sentence time.

More funny sentences from Colleens blog.
"But, I did what any self-respecting rockstar mama would do. I pulled out my breast, stuck it in his mouth and continued to shop."

ahahaha I love you.

I have a question. So the female reproductive system has two ovaries, a right ovary and a left ovary. One month the right ovary is responsible for ones period/ impregnation and the other month the left one is responsible or vice versa. So if you only have one ovary does that mean you have half the periods?

Yeah I'm learning in health can't you tell?

But other than that, there is not a whole lot going on. Night class night class and more night class. I do far too much math in my week.

Something else I feel like you all should know is that today is the day that the most suicides take place the day before Valentines day in case I don't get this posted today.

Ahahaha Bill Gates makes me giggle. Last night I was googling funny Microsoft related quotes, much as I am right now. I'll throw a few in here.

"People everywhere love windows"-Bill Gates
"Mac users swear by their Mac,
PC users swear at their PC."
"I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: 'Outlook not so good'. I said: 'Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway'."

I'll post more funny microsoft quotes when I get home and can access the website I found them on.


Monday, February 11, 2008


Today I was googling and stuff and I found these. I think they are pretty clever. Ahahaha.

Prom date

I need a prom date. Give me a prom date. Please. Pretty please. He doesn't even have to be straight....he just has to be a guy. please.


Sunday, February 10, 2008


youth sucked.

A) I found out that one of the sponsors that was cool, and real is in jail for violating a restraining order or something. He was the one of two that I trusted.

b) Phil gave a salvation sermon. You that same sermon you know by heart because you've heard it so many times. Not to mention I think Phil is a bit of an ass.

I guess I just feel like so many of the sponsors they believe in god and stuff, but they haven't really lived. Maybe I'm a bitch for doing this, but I almost define poeple as what they have been through and conquered. For example, one of the ghetto fabulous youth sponsors has been through and conquered anorexia, shes a pretty strong person. Another sponsor has a Crohn's disease, and was really sick when he was 17. He's lucky to be alive. He conquered.

One sponsor has gone to a Christian school her entire life. I don't know if she's ever even worn a two piece swim suit. I don't know how much she has to tell about what she has conquered, and I think Phil is the same way. If i were to ask several of the sponsors for advice, I think a lot of them would be like " Pray about it." Of the other few hundred thousand words in the English language, they pick those three. It's like they can't offer any other advice about it, they are incapable of saying anything else.

I'm beat. I think it's bedtime.

Friday, February 08, 2008

Jesus was a punk

I have this backpack that has stuffs written all over it, and that sorta thing. It's pretty amazing. On one of the side pockets it says "Jesus was a punk."

The definition of punk is " A young person, especially a member of a rebellious counterculture group.". Jesus was young, in his early 30's. He was also a member of a rebellious counterculture group. Therefore Jesus was a punk.

Jesus challenged everything. He hung out with the prostitutes, the lepers, and the otherwise "untouchables". He preached that we should do the same. He not only hung out and talked with these poeple, he healed them. He gave them hope. He taught that in order to reach the broken, we have to heal the broken first. In Jesus time, healing the broken meant ridding them of sickness. In our time it means building a house, mowing a yard, or just being a good friend to everyone. Jesus challenged the norms of his society. And it's what we should do as followers of Christ.

Regardless where you stand with Jesus, one has to admit he did change the world. Jesus Christ is the most well known and most popular "person" in the world. He's bigger than The Beatles or The Backstreet Boys. His ideals were the basis behind the founding of the United States and probably many other countries.

Anyway what inspired this post. A girl in math asked me about the writing on my backpack. After I explained it to her, she asked "So you can't hang out with punks?" Don't ask me how she got that, cause I got no idea.

I need a prom date.
I love you.
And note the sexy new color scheme.

Thursday, February 07, 2008


So I'm officially a college student. Yep thats right. I got my acceptance letter from Vincennes University last night and filled out the housing form. I went to the counselor like just now, and she told me there is a scholarship or something I'm probably eligible from Vincennes that she'll keep her eye out for me, for when she gets it. I think I really wanna live in a coed dorm, cause all girls.....PMS city. yep yep. The spelling errors are annoying me, but spell check won't fix them for me. so, I'll edit it when I get home if I think about it. But yeah. So I'm a college kid now. woot for me. I'm gonna change up my color scheme tonight I think. Give me ideas.

Love you all

Tuesday, February 05, 2008


I scared you, a whole lot.

So if i say the words " I need a prom date." enough times in my blog, will my blog magically spawn a prom date?

I think so, so lets find out.

I need a prom date.

Monday, February 04, 2008


I would like everyone to meet Ekkler. Ekkler is also known as the big angry spot on my back. He's rather annoying. I think he's just dry skin, that got really dry. Bit annoying really.

Ahahaha. I love you guys. BTW I need a prom date.

God, I miss Mississippi.



Screw You.

Friday, February 01, 2008

Jimmy Eat World

Jimmy Eat World
Hear You Me

There's no one in town I know
You gave us some place to go
I never said thank you for that
Thought I might get one more chance

What would you think of me now?
So lucky, so strong, so proud
I never said thank you for that
Now I'll never have a chance

May angels lead you in
Hear you me my friends
On sleepless roads, the sleepless go
May angels lead you in

So what would you think of me now?
So lucky, so strong, so proud
I never said thank you for that
Now I'll never have a chance

May angels lead you in
Hear you me my friends
On sleepless roads the sleepless go
May angels lead you in

(May angels lead you in)
May angels lead you in
(May angels lead you in)
May angels lead you in

And if you were with me tonight
I'd sing to you just one more time
A song for a heart so big
God couldn't let it live

May angels lead you in
Hear you me my friends
On sleepless roads the sleepless go
May angels lead you in

May angels lead you in
Hear you me my friends
On sleepless roads the sleepless go
May angels lead you in

This past Thursday I went to a funeral. A womans' husband in my knitting circle died. I went with the rest of the knitting circle to pay respects and what not even though I don't think I ever met the man. My mom started this knitting group a year and a half ago maybe. It was me, her and a few others here and there, meeting every Thursday at four for a few weeks at a time, for a specific project, taking a break, and meeting for another four weeks. We really didn't know to many peoples first and last names. Even now, I really don't everyones name attached to there face. I know everyones name and everyones face, just can't put them together for some reason. It's not working. This informal knitting class has become so much more. It's not a class anymore. While Mom and I taught just about everyone in the group how to knit, we don't have many new comers. It's a group now. We have each others backs. We have discussed pretty personal issues. It's not just a class anymore.

Other than that I heard a funny quote in English class today.
Taylor: Dillon, you have something hanging out of your crotch...
Dillon: I know, It's the pants.